He's not that great!

1 vote

Sky Sports News - "Bolton manager Owen Coyle believes David Ngog will be a 'great addition' after signing from Liverpool."
BBC News - Owen Coyle detained in mental hospital.

Last Minute decisions

1 vote

10:30pm SKY SPORTS NEWS: Liverpool midfielder Raul Meireles submits written transfer request

Great timing Raul, anyone would think you were an American leaving it this late.

Man U haven't signed a new official this season!

2 votes

After hours of anxiety and speculation, it has now been confirmed that Howard Webb will be staying with Manchester United.

Desperation for signing funds

1 vote

In other news, a Sky Sports correspondent has confirmed rumours that David Moyes has tried and failed to hunt Colonel Gaddafi down to use the bounty to strengthen his squad..
He couldn't afford the flight to Libya.

The level of intelligence into LFC

1 vote

Liverpool midfielder Charlie Adam tweeted: "Bellemy could be a big signing for LFC"

Note to Charlie, learn to spell Craig Bellamy's name.

Losing my touch!

1 vote

I've noticed how, where girls used to say to me, "You've got more chance of hell freezing over."

They now use, "You've got more chance of Fernando Torres scoring."

I must have really let myself go.

Crouch through the Sunderland doors

1 vote

Crouch at Sunderland?

I've seen the Stadium of Light doors - well he'll have to!

Everton v Ballet

1 vote

As I watched my six year-old son tucked under his Everton duvet, sleeping in his Everton pyjamas surrounded by Everton posters I thought to myself, "I wonder if I can get him into ballet instead".

'You will never walk alone' comes from...???

1 vote

"You'll Never Walk Alone" is a show tune from the 1945 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Carousel.

In the musical, in the second act, Nettie Fowler, the cousin of the female protagonist Julie Jordan, sings "You'll Never Walk Alone" to comfort and encourage Julie when her husband, Billy Bigelow, the male lead, kills himself to avoid capture during a failed robbery".

i wonder what attracted the supporters of Liverpool to use it as their club's anthem?

The biggest Manc Supporter

1 vote

Man Utd fan in work today was shooting his mouth off saying we're going to win this, we're going to win that, all that shit.

Thankfully one of the other ref's told Howard to shut the fuck up.