End of the world postponed

1 vote

You will be pleased to hear that the end of the world has been postponed for another 11 years. This in order for our Gooners to win some silverware.

Rum & Coke

1 vote

An ayatollah was seated next to a Brit on a flight to London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Brit asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the ayatollah if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust.....

"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Brit then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Arsene with an apprentice maybe???

1 vote

Well it's not Arsenal exactly

1 vote

This will brighten you up, given all the crap flying around at the mo.

Uplifting story.....

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very

depressed because he loved to play Golf. One day in his despair, he

decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of

a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and

saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels. He

looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

Did Van Persie Talks Breakdown Over Car Parking? (Courtesy of http://www.who-are-ya.com)

2 votes

Posted on 18.05.12 by WhoAmI?! | Categorised under: Articles, Featured Clubs, Featured Players

A special report we made up from nowhere near the Emirates

A transcript of the crunch contract talks between Arsenal and star player Robin van Persie could have been leaked if, indeed, such a document existed.

We haven't managed to obtain an exclusive copy of the non-existent transcript, but we are able speculate wildly about its contents.

Wenger: Bonjour Robin. Croissant, pain au chocolat?

My wife asked

4 votes

My wife asked me last night if I could be more like Man Utd during sex.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
She replied, "Stay on top for ages and then come second."

Torres Scores at last

4 votes

When Torres scored, he lifted his shirt to reveal a “Save the Chilean Miners” T-shirt.

Now that Patrice Muamba is recovering, there had to be a few jokes as well. Someone told Muamba that the Spaniard scored, to which he replied: “Geez, how long was I out for???”

Terry's slip up

1 vote

What's the difference between John Terry and Anton Ferdinand?

John Terry can't peel bananas with his feet

The Wright way

3 votes

Ian Wright: "I was once fined £5,000 for called Tottenham fans wankers. Best £5,000 I have ever spent."