Oy vay.

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From Jack Morris in London:

Two Jewish friends, one a Spurs supporter and the other an Arsenal supporter met for a coffee.

Morry:- ' Have you seen the fixture list for next season?'.

Izzy :- 'No, why?'

Morry:- ' Our teams are playing each other on Yom Kippur'.

Issy:- 'Not a problem, we can video it'.

Morry:- 'What the whole service?'