An ayatollah was seated next to a Brit on a flight to London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Brit asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the ayatollah if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust.....
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Brit then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."