A teacher is going around her class asking the kids who they support.
Several of the kids say Man U until she gets to Johnny. 'ARSENAL!' He exclaims.
As a Man U supporter herself, the teacher asks, 'Why Arsenal, Johnny?'
He replies, ' Well, me dad supports the Arsenal, me mum supports the Arsenal, so I support them too.'
The teacher replies, ' Well if your father was a retard and your mother was a retard, what then, would that make you?'
Johnny smiles sweetly and answers...
'A stupid Manc like you miss!'